NASA’s announcement today that they intend to establish a permanent base camp on one of the Moon’s poles by 2024 has prompted much controversy among certain highly reliable unnamed sources, who believe a secret base is already there.
The purpose of the secret base is unknown, although insiders close to the program suggest it is may host a secret weapons system or a telecommunications intercept device for spying on the American People.
Despite enormous pressure from the current adminstration The Hairy Beast has decided the public interest outweighs security and presents to you now:
SECRET MOON BASE PHOTOS REVEALED!
In a stunning journalistic first, The Hairy Beast has received actual secret photos smuggled off this secret base by photo stringers hired by the Associated Press and Reuters which prove it already exists.
Crisis
Secret Astronaut P.M. confers with Secret Lunar Director H.Q. and an unknown flunky. There appeared to be some sort of mishap concerning the original base crew, details of which are secret.
Rescue
Secret Astronaut W.S. is rescued by the rescue/replacement team and carried to the secret NASA return vehicle. Inside sources believe he was incapacitated while working on a secret lunar based weapons system, details of which are classified.
Evacuation?
Details behind the intent of this photo are very very sketchy indeed. Secret A.M. (foreground) and Secret Astronaut E.F. (hoisted on a shoulder, background) have been identified clearly as the second-wave station crew members. The identity of the third man in the picture has never been established.
Evaluation.
Same issue here concerning identity of mystery brunette, however intent seems to be much clearer. Secret sources within NASA suggest a secret physical evaluation of some sort.
Secret
Secret Astronaut P.M. poses on secret unknown weapons/spying system, details of which remain classified.
BUSH ADMINISTRATION DENIES EXISTENCE OF SECRET MOON BASE!
When contacted by this reporter, spokesmen for the Bush administration strongly denied the existence of any moon base on the moon. Private sources, however, suggested privately that this base may have been in existence since 1966, and that actual video may be forthcoming.
Due to the unimpeachable quality of his sources, The Hairy Beast believes such video does exist and promises that when the DVD comes in the mail he will post it.
Owen Wilson's Hair
Harrison Ford's Hair
Mel Gibson's Hair
The Beast's Non-Hair
The Hairy Beast 
28 Comments
That is great! I do not see these moronic conspiracies ending anytime soon, if ever.
Keep up the good work of informing Americans! *Cough*
Zachary,
This story may seem “way…way out!” But there are pictures, so it must be true!
dying to see the video!
oh, great syllogism, by the way:
There are pictures
Therefore it must be true
also,
“a secret physical evaluation of some sort.”
is one of the best definitions of sex in a long while…
YOU HAVE WAY TOOOO MUCH FREE TIME ON YOUR HANDS.
ernie,
heheh – does that mean you liked it or hated it?
These photos are actually taken during the work on some movie dealing with the SF-story. The movie was never finished. That is why we do not know all these people (fourth-class production anyway). Take a good look on the ladies’ dresses and hair-style. Typical for mid-60s movie style.
Some wise guy came to the conclusion that he could make some money of its. Stupid.
yes we do not know Jerry Lewis.
yeah!!!
the guy in these photos is Jerry Lewis(wheres Dean Martin??)
Disinfo at it’s best, fantastic poke at the zzzz sheeples…!!!
No shit! They did’nt fucking land on the moon so there ain’t no moon base.
hi everybody
please visit on my blog
http://arjip.wordpress.com
thanks
Stop spamming!.
this is great!! I love the 60s pics-drawing type frames from some crazy science fiction movie! its so cute!!! so romantic..
when will you post more???
😉
how much do u get paid for this? its a great fun job!
Well i don’t know about the authenticity of these “photos,” but I can assure you without a doubt that there IS a moon complex, not a base. The true photographic evidence from our lunar probes, the ones sent before the Apollo missions, is undeniable and has been hidden from the general public because of the cultural impacts it would have with society. Think about this for a second, until the 1940’s the term ‘Aliens’ was not known to the vast majority of Terra’s (earth) population. Then out of nowhere aliens became a hit, especially during the late 50’s and 60’s. Everything from comic books, novelty items, to full movies were based upon this fascinating concept. This was/is an unprecidented social experiment on the world by whom I will refer to as ‘them.’ You see it works in a similar way as to the idea of boiling a frog (I know, sounds stupid); if you throw a frog into a pot of boiling water he will jump out, but if you put the frog in cold water and then boil it, the frog won’t jump out and will be boiled alive. The people of the world, without any preconception of ‘aliens’ would lose our minds were we confronted by them. We would simply reject the idea and reject the aliens as being related to something else we did know, like a demon or mythical being from the sea. But now, after four decades, the world is not only quite comfortable with the concept of ‘aliens,’ but many of us are looking forward to one day meeting them, sharing thoughts and ideas, bonding with another species of intelligent life! I mean the idea that we are not alone out there in the cosmic wasteland is a very comforting feeling, as we as humans strive for a collective, interactive society. Long story short we have been ingrained with the idea, much like religion has done to many cultures, with the idea that aliens exist. Think about it, if an alien being landed in your yard and approached you in a neautral way, you would likely be fearful, but also fascinated and would have a CONCEPT of what you were dealing with. Now if this had happened to someone in the 19th and early 20th century, they would likely run in terror and possibly lose their mind as they have no concept of aliens.
So that’s why they hid there existence. The story, however, goes much, much deeper. There are theories abound about the moon base, a possible ancient civilization on Mars, ancient Vimanas and Vixili, Nebiru, Atlantis, and the Sumerian species. There is one place that all of this intersects and is the dark laboratory at Montauk. If you have not heard of this insidious place, look it up. What happened there was beyond our imagining and, well, lets just say we have been all over the galaxy already with the help of the Sirians. The sirians are a very human like species that even look much like us, but are very jovial and have pronounced psychic abilities. The other three identified races are the reptilians (forget the race’s name, they specialize in space/time tech), the Greys (around 3 1/2 to 4 feet tall, specialize in nuclear physics and cosmic mechanics) and the Blue Greys (around 6 to 8 feet tall, look somewhat like the Greys but are much bigger, are blue, and are diplomats for the Orion sector). Anyway, the reptilians were discovered by Nazi expidition forces in the Himalayas while they were looking for Shambala(Hollow earth). They found an entrance via Tibetan monks and then met the reptilians. The reptilians taught them the same technology the taught the ancient Indian Rama empire and ancient chinese (I forget who ruled then). This was mainly gravitic manipulation via centripitol convergence (spin something fast enough and it generates it’s own gravity, which can be manipulated via directing velocity and energy level of the gyro-andromeda engines, essentially really big turbine engines around 80,000 HP each spinning an Ironite orb). This allowed them to travel immense distances very quickly and precisely. They used this technology to go to the moon and establish a complex there. They figured since the moon was composed exactly of what Terra is, then any resource they needed would likely be there already, at least that is what they were told by the reptilians. Turns out they were right, everything from water to air to metals, ceramics, minerals, you name it and its there. But one metal stood out from the others in it’s amount density on the moon; gold. This is why they went and established a base on the moon, to mine freely the unbelievable amounts of pure gold without any competition. Well they were wrong on that as well, turns out gold is not only the preferred valuable in our society, but it is to other alien races as well. This is because of golds unbelieveable versitility of use and its amazing properties. Apparently silver is also a very valuable metal to them as well for its properties (gold NEVER decays, it is an eternal metal, and silver is naturally sterile, is near eternal and has amazing potential of use as well). But also because they are both considerably rare materials even on the cosmic scale, and it just so happens that earth has the highest concentration of these two metals verses any other planet within 10 light years!
So yes, a nazi complex does exist on the moon, but so does a Sirian, as well as an American-Russian joint complex. The official name of the “city” the three comlexes make is ‘Luna.’
i also want to got to see the base and am currntly in the process of building my own rocket, called “kendo 1” , it is in the rocket stage and good to go soon
I heard that the war in Afghanistan is a cover up for Obama to recruit space troops to go to the moon and take over the alien complex. Canada is already there with an advance party/recce. It is all suppose to start by 2011, the intended withdrawal!!!
I cannot believe it, my son just got back from, what he referred to as the SAND BOX. He is different now, he talks about things I don’t understand, like geo physics, and deep trenching with oscillating frequencies to break through the sub Lunar crust. HE has never said the moon, but has said Luna, operation Luna. He is a Military Engineer, I don’t understand, he was suppose to be gone for 8 months to the SAND BOX, but he was gone for three years, and said everything will be over in 2011. What does this mean?
WOW!!! that is kool i love sharks like toldly allot ha ha ha so how ya shark doin
gayyyyyyyyy faggssssssssssss
Really…..Carrying a manakin, Jerry Lewis, I mean c’mon secret space people, what next, do Rice Krispies talk to you when milk is poured on them? Hell, there is a secret Leprechaun in my backyard that tells me secrets to wealth !!!!! What a F***ED up site !!!!
After looking over a handful of the blog articles on your website, I seriously appreciate your
technique of writing a blog. I book-marked it to my bookmark website list and will
be checking back in the near future. Take
a look at my website too and tell me what you think.
Right here is the right webpage for anybody who wishes to find out about this topic.
You realize so much its almost tough to argue with you (not that
I actually would want to…HaHa). You certainly put a brand new spin on a subject that has been discussed for a long time.
Wonderful stuff, just great!
This web site certainly has all the info I needed concerning this
subject and didn’t know who to ask.
WTF!!!!
Why am I just finding out about this now?!!!
Hi! Would you mind if I share your blog with my twitter group?
There’s a lot of people that I think would really appreciate your content.
Please let me know. Thanks
Hey there, I think your blog might be having browser compatibility issues.
When I look at your blog site in Safari, it looks fine but when opening
in Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping. I just wanted to
give you a quick heads up! Other then that, great blog!
Have you ever thought about adding a little bit more than just your articles?
I mean, what you say is valuable and everything.
Nevertheless think of if you added some great pictures or
videos to give your posts more, “pop”! Your content is excellent but with
images and videos, this website could definitely be one of the best in its niche.
Great blog!
I was wondering if you ever considered changing the page layout of your website?
Its very well written; I love what youve
got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way
of content so people could connect with it better.
Youve got an awful lot of text for only having 1 or two pictures.
Maybe you could space it out better?