Robosapien Mixes a “ROBO-RITA”!

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GREETINGS, MEAT-CREATURES! ARE YOU READY TO MANUFACTURE A BEVERAGE?

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AT AMBIENT TEMPERATURES ABOVE 300 DEGREES KELVIN COLD BEVERAGES ARE BEST

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MY SUPERIOR ROBOT POWERS WILL PRODUCE A ROBO-RITA

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WE BEGIN WITH 125 ML OF CH3CH2OH.

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SQUEEZE IN 75 ML OF FRESH LIME-FRUIT

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ADD 100 GRAMS OF C12H22O11

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SAMPLE 100 ML OF THE CH3CH2OH TO ENSURE QUALITY

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ADD 1000 ML OF H2O at 273 DEGREES KELVIN

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RE-SAMPLE 100 ML OF THE CH3CH2OH TO ENSURE QUALITY

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ADD 50 ML OF TRIPLE SEC CH3CH2OH

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APPLY NACL TO RIM OF RECEPTACLE

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BLEND AT 600 RPM

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CONSUME

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REMINDER – YOU DON’T PEE IN MY PAN…

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…AND I WONT DRAIN OIL IN YOUR POOL!

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