Torture? Gitmo’s got it easy.

You think the so-called torture at GITMO is bad? Forget waterboarding! This is much worse. Every year, thousands if not millions, of women voluntarily submit themselves to a beauty treatment so foul, so medeival, so unimaginably painful-looking that Torquemada himself would shudder to see it. It’s called the “Body Wax”. Apparently, heavily-forested pudendas are out […]

The Apparent Man Shortage

The Beast admits he has been out of the loop for a few years, so he was rather suprised to discover (in a recent perusal of The Intertron) that thirtyish professional women in major urban centers are complaining that there are no men. While he was dozing over the past half decade, thousands of smart, […]