Gee, in a world virtually stuffed with Islamic terrorists who manage to kill and maim hundreds daily, the Post-Nuclear Apocalypse TV Series Jericho can’t seem to find a single one. Nope, in this series the bad-guy terrorists who nuke America into the stone age with concealed portable Atom Bombs are all homegrown white men in suits. “Militas, Anarchists, and Religious Fanatics.” explains C.I.A. undercover agent Robert Hawkins.
In other words – us. We are to blame once again. Thanks loads, Liberal Hollywood.
Tonight’s show doesn’t come out and actually say the Apocalypse was a right-wing plot, but this series is a product of lala-lefty-land, so you can just about put money on it. Hint: in this episode we are shown a satellite shot of a sinister bald guy seeking to track down the final, unexploded nuke, hidden in Hawkins’ basement. Then we get a pre-attack flashback wherein agent Hawkins wrangles with his spook-boss, who just happens to be… any guesses?
Yes: sinister and bald!
The Beast bets 10-1 that the “Religious Fanatics” mentioned by Hawkins turn out to be Southern Evangelicals. Any