Paris Hilton Naked!

The Beast has decided he wants to screw with google just for the fun of it, so he’s going to begin every post for the rest of this week with the words “Paris Hilton Naked!”, just to see what happens.

UPDATE: She may well be naked, but not on this blog. This is an experiment for, like science and stuff.



  1. freespiritedkev
    Posted March 1, 2007 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    dammit I thought you had photos well I’ll never grace this blog with my presence again nay nay nay

  2. Posted March 1, 2007 at 9:34 pm | Permalink


    Sometimes science hurts. Sorry.

  3. frothingatlemouse
    Posted March 2, 2007 at 8:51 pm | Permalink

    Geez. I shall proceed to vomit today what I will pay you for Tuesday.

  4. Posted March 2, 2007 at 8:59 pm | Permalink

    Oh, come on Kev, you can see moving pictures of a naked Paris – naked with nearly every man and woman in the world – by doing a quick Google.

    BTW Beasty, I think the Harrison Ford hair works best. Everyone looks good with Harrison Ford hair, even Harrison Ford.

  5. frothingatlemouse
    Posted March 2, 2007 at 9:40 pm | Permalink

    I agree with Caz. Your nose isn’t crooked enough for Owen.

  6. frothingatlemouse
    Posted March 2, 2007 at 9:41 pm | Permalink

    I think the real Beast looks the best but then my hub is hair-challenged, too

  7. frothingatlemouse
    Posted March 2, 2007 at 9:42 pm | Permalink

    What happened to my “gratuitous suck up” italics?

  8. Posted March 3, 2007 at 12:35 am | Permalink


    You like the Harrison Ford ‘do huh? Back when the Beast HAD hair (in the ancient, hoary mists of antiquity), he wore a cut mostly like that too, although he was blonde.

    Shaving your head is a pretty drastic and stressful decision – mainly because you don’t know what bumps, scars and divots lurk underneath the fuzz. The Beast was fortunate to have been bequeathed by heredity a fairly even “Domus Chromus”, although he does miss the kind of haircuts he used to get from the women at his local hair shop – they knew how to get that extra $5 tip.

  9. frothingatlemouse
    Posted March 3, 2007 at 1:15 am | Permalink

    No, I actually like the non-hair pic the best. That was from whence my gratuitous suck up italics disappeared. Go for the chrome.

  10. Posted March 3, 2007 at 9:55 am | Permalink

    i pick non-hair too

    so, Beast, how’s the experiment going so far? will you give us updates on its progress?

  11. dug
    Posted March 4, 2007 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

    Paris aint nude here either, BUT this is far sexier,, Mark Steyn skewering the hollywood eco warior types, especially the inventor of the internet Al Gore… Beast you will love this,CST-EDT-STEYN04.article

  12. Posted March 4, 2007 at 4:05 pm | Permalink


    Oh dear lord that is Mark Steyn as his best.
    One kvetch: Steyn misspelled the word “Versai” in his column – it is “Versailles”. Suprised his editors did not catch that. Thanks loads for the link dug.

  13. Posted March 4, 2007 at 9:23 pm | Permalink


    The Beast changed his mind, but oddly enough the original post did quite well for days, averaging 100 hits per.

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