Upon watching this video advertisement from Greenpeace the first words that sprang to The Beast’s mind were “Wicked creepy”. Why waste ten bucks at the local cineplex to watch the origins of Hannibal Lechter when you can see it here for free?
Maybe it’s just The Beast, but are the Enviroes getting ever more sinister by the day? They want you fired, they want you arrested, they want to destroy your livelihood and now they are attracting proto-serial murderers. What’s next – solar powered concentration camps for Global Warming Deniers? Guarenteed, this kid would be at least a guard, if not Kommandante.
What shall we call this new environmental youth-thug army this kid hints is coming? The Greenshirts?
This Beast is amazed that the wack-jobs over at Greenpeace are apparently so rage-driven and ideologically isolated that they actually thought people who saw this video fantasy would react positively to it, instead of seeing it for what it is: a violent, totalitarian wet dream.
*****UPDATE: We have received an exclusive statement from the “Angry Kid’s” father, Mr. S. Pineless III .
My Dear Son Mohamed Jihad,
Please come home, your third mother and I miss you terribly. Ever since you ran away to join Greenpeace, shortly after we got you back from the American Taliban Brotherhood, we’ve done nothing but cry and blame Bush/Cheney. Obviously they drove you to it. The house staff hasn’t been the same since you left.
We forgive you for the terrible things you did to “Fluffy” and the neigborhood cats.
Your room is just as you left it, walls still black (sorry we made such a fuss about the terrible smells coming from it) and your collection of skulls and candles are untouched. It’s all waiting for you when you get home.
You have to start taking your medicine, Dr Swartz has healed up nicely and said he will take you back as a patient, provided you agree to wear the leather mittens.
We cancelled our vacation in Cuba, just in case you decide to return. Please come home, or at least to the ski chalet if that is closer. We’ll be there for the next three weeks.
Son we love you and we want you back.