Athens (THB) — It was probably not the first explosion these potties have ever seen, but it wasn’t caused by a night of ouzo and bad squid. The third floor Restroom of the US Embassy in Athens Greece was spontaneously redecorated (presumably in varied shades of brown and tan) today by a rocket launched from the construction site across the street.
Nobody was injured but staffers are upset that they will have to run to the “Falafel House” next door if they need to relieve themselves. “It’s a great big dump. They make you buy stuffed grape leaves just to use the restroom!” complained one aide.
The main question is: were these Diplomatic Toilets intentionally targeted, or was it an accident? Is this a single-splasher or part of a larger movement? Nobody knows. But one thing is for sure, once those terrorists launched that big brown tube into the US Embassy Potty, no amount of flushing was going to make it go down!
“HE HATES THESE CANS! STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!”