“Yeah BABY! Shake that moneymaker!”
Washington (THB) — Jubilant Democrats came to D.C. this week eager to celebrate their reaccension to power. But the festivities became far more festive than anybody expected when Senator Ted Kennedy arrived ten minutes late with a bottle of Scotch in the crook of one arm and exotic dancer “Tiifini Tyler” in the other.
Apparently the Senator misunderstood the nature of the “party” he was being invited to. Aides quickly rushed him into a back room. Ms. Tyler was paid and sent back to her parents in Salt Lake City. No word yet about the fate of the scotch.