Incoming Democrats Throw Party – Confused Ted Kennedy Hires Stripper

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“Yeah BABY! Shake that moneymaker!”

Washington (THB) — Jubilant Democrats came to D.C. this week eager to celebrate their reaccension to power. But the festivities became far more festive than anybody expected when Senator Ted Kennedy arrived ten minutes late with a bottle of Scotch in the crook of one arm and exotic dancer “Tiifini Tyler” in the other.

Apparently the Senator misunderstood the nature of the “party” he was being invited to. Aides quickly rushed him into a back room. Ms. Tyler was paid and sent back to her parents in Salt Lake City. No word yet about the fate of the scotch.

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3 Comments

  1. Posted January 4, 2007 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

    you’re talented beast, you really are… thanks for puttin THB there

  2. Posted January 4, 2007 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    Yucca,

    You’re too kind. If you ever make it across The Pond, The Beast will buy you a wee dram.

  3. Posted January 4, 2007 at 11:38 pm | Permalink

    Beast I can see it now…all the Dems piling into Kennedy’s car and letting him take them on a joy ride while he drinks his scotch.

    Ah damn it was only a dream!


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