Attention TV Producers, new daytime show: “Gay Divorce Court”!

We’re gonna get rich on this! RICH!


Author Name: The Hairy Beast and Miami Bar Guy

Genre: Reality Series

“Gay Divorce Court!”

Logline:Judge Wapner” meets “Queer Eye For The Straight Guy”. Divorcing Gay couples wrangle for posessesions, pets, antiques and toys in a court-based setting. (Themes: Reality-based, law show, unintentional comedy)

Synopsis: Everybody loves conflict, resolution and love gone sour. This is why daytime court shows are so popular, but they have a shelf life; viewers become jaded.

“Gay Divorce Court” puts a new spin on a tried-and-true television show format with the dual advantage of introducing a new demographic of conflictees who appeal to both a traditional audience and one which which has been underserved to this point. Gays and straights will LOVE GDC.

The format will be a standard thirty minute courtroom setting, but instead of one Judge there will be two: a Gay and a Lesbian and with a twist: The Gay Judge would do Lesbian Divorces and the Lesbian will do Gay divorces! The angle here is “impartiality”, but it will also provide a more vigorous mix of perspectives, as well as heightened drama.

Proper Judge choice is essential – the mix should be polar opposites, one subded and one somewhat flamboyant.

The intro should be hot and flashy, pumping techno-beat and fast video cuts of the Judges and Contestants.

Interested producers may contact The Beast at



UPDATE: The Beast, as is his wont, scanned todays connection stats and discovered an intellectual property lawyer has read his page. Counselor, you should also feel free to contact myself or my co-author MiamiBarGuy at your leisure.



  1. MiamiBarGuy
    Posted December 13, 2006 at 6:13 pm | Permalink

    This is just the tip of an untouched iceberg.Feel free to give us a note, as the ideas we have on this project are too many to note here.
    Long Live The Hairy Beast !

    Shawn “Skip” Sanders
    A.K.A. MiamiBarGuy

  2. Posted December 13, 2006 at 6:23 pm | Permalink

    Miami, what are you going to buy first with your zillions? The Beast is partial to the Lincoln Navigator SUV’s.

    Maybe with spinners…

  3. Anonymous
    Posted February 22, 2012 at 10:25 am | Permalink

    u suck

  4. Posted September 4, 2013 at 7:50 am | Permalink

    You are infringing on my trademark And copyright. Please cease and desist

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