Several months ago The Beast was fortunate to lurch across the funniest, wittiest blog he has ever seen in his fifteen years surfing the Internet: The Hatemonger’s Quarterly.
“The Hatemonger’s Quarterly” Official Complaint Form:
Dear Crack Young Staff of “The Hatemonger’s Qurarterly,”
I am a regular reader of your “weblog” who loves your wholesome, Family-Circus-esque humor. As a result, I was deeply dismayed by your recent discussion of _________.
In this discussion, you unfairly castigated _________. This is particularly unfortunate, because ______ is actually ________. Accordingly, your tasteless yuks at _______’s expense were not only misinformed, but deeply troubling.
In the future, perhaps you could confine yourselves to silly gags about _______.
PS: Go ______ yourselves.
THQ has been nominated as Best Humor Blog for the 2006 Weblog Awards and deserves to win, but they are running behind in the voting. Why? Because their rapier wit is aimed at Liberal follies – they are the sole conservative blog in a sea of left-wing nominees. They need your help, so this is what you must do: