Two Thousand Dollars Worth Of Chinese Food Part 4

Dear readers, rejoice! We have managed to acheive the end of this series! Before we proceed I must dispose of a few items of business.

I recommend strongly that first-time readers proceed to the beginning of this sordid tale by clicking the link below.

Two Thousand Dollars Worth of Chinese Food Part 1

There you will receive a basic grounding in the various outrages perpetrated upon this author which caused him to seek purgation by writing this series of whiny rants.

If you are the sort of person who not only slows down at bloody traffic accidents, but actually pulls to the side of the road and parks, you may wish to click on this link:

Hungover On “Judge Judy”

Whereupon you will be treated to the spectacle of marital humiliation in front of a global audience on the most epic of scales.

For the rest of you intrepid adventurers who have slogged with me through the fetid steaming swamp of my past marriage, the final bucket of mud is slung here:

Two Thousand Dollars Worth Of Chinese Food Part 4



  1. dragonlady474
    Posted September 7, 2006 at 6:42 pm | Permalink

    WOW, she was really a piece of work wasn’t she? You must have the patience of a preacher after putting up with that wench.

  2. Posted September 7, 2006 at 7:57 pm | Permalink

    The Beast does not know what was wrong with him back then, but he is much better now.

  3. Posted September 7, 2006 at 10:47 pm | Permalink

    I’m impressed that you were able to avoid maiming, battering, or killing her? You’re a good man beast! Wait…she is still alive and in one piece?

  4. Posted September 7, 2006 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

    Battering? Well she has always been pretty badly cracked anyway.

  5. frothmistress
    Posted September 8, 2006 at 12:10 am | Permalink

    I so hope you are beyond the stingray barbs of that bitch. (with apologies to Steve Irwin’s family). Holy crapaloni.

  6. Posted September 8, 2006 at 12:38 am | Permalink

    That “bitch” and I have three kids together. Fortunately she has turned out to be a much better ex than she ever was wife. After I gave her the house, the car, the boat and all the cash in return for all the debt, she eased up.

    I get the kids every weekend, so it was well worth it.

  7. dragonlady474
    Posted September 8, 2006 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    Hopefully you got chocolates and flowers along with that screw job.

  8. frothmistress
    Posted September 8, 2006 at 10:10 pm | Permalink

    Kids will trump everything. I’m glad that you haven’t been permanently scarred against the female crew just because of her, um, oddities there.

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