Dear readers, rejoice! We have managed to acheive the end of this series! Before we proceed I must dispose of a few items of business.
I recommend strongly that first-time readers proceed to the beginning of this sordid tale by clicking the link below.
There you will receive a basic grounding in the various outrages perpetrated upon this author which caused him to seek purgation by writing this series of whiny rants.
If you are the sort of person who not only slows down at bloody traffic accidents, but actually pulls to the side of the road and parks, you may wish to click on this link:
Whereupon you will be treated to the spectacle of marital humiliation in front of a global audience on the most epic of scales.
For the rest of you intrepid adventurers who have slogged with me through the fetid steaming swamp of my past marriage, the final bucket of mud is slung here: