In his youth the Hairy Beast was forced, for a period of time, to share his lair with two other twenty-somethings. Having been denied the boon of noble and wealthy birth the Beast has always had to work for a living – oftimes for peanuts. In the 1990’s a post-election recession caused The Beast to lose his crappy job and take an even crappier one, so he had to find somebody to split expenses. After interviewing a wide range of characters with an even wider range of social, employment and mental incapacities he settled on two of the least psychotic of the lot and they moved in.
They were both actors.