Breast Implants and Airport Security??

Double-D For Deadly.

Ok, The Hairy Beast admits his original motive for this post was as sleazy and adolescent as it appears – perhaps even more so. But then he got to thinking, could a terrorist really smuggle two containers of fluid onto a plane without alerting security this way…? And if so, how would we ever be able to tell?



  1. Posted August 21, 2006 at 2:11 am | Permalink

    You could tell if she jumps up and down for any reason and then explodes. This would be my first clue.

    I would also suggest scotch and soda as two other good breast implant fillings.

  2. Jack Nicholson
    Posted August 24, 2006 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    What is your position on Breast Implants?

  3. Posted August 24, 2006 at 8:16 pm | Permalink


    Excellent question – The Hairy Beast’s position on Breast Implants is:

    1. Real are better than fake.
    2. Fake are better than none*.

    *The Hairy Beast also believes that fake should come with some sort of warning sticker so when you grab and squeeze them for the first time you don’t yelp with suprise at how odd they feel. That tends to put a bit of a damper on the rest of the evening, if you know what I mean…

    P.S. LOVED your work in “About Schmidt”!

  4. Posted November 22, 2006 at 8:46 am | Permalink


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