The Beast has not posted in over a week and a half and his readership has INCREASED! What does it take to alienate this audience?
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You know … it’s summertime …Few is blogging, so we who are left read EVERYTHING available.
Over 2 weeks buster. Get to work.. (sound of whip whipping in the air..)
Carlie
I personally just keep checking your blog but nothing is there…but I’m sure it tracks that as a hit nonetheless. YAY FOR HITS! lol
I can give ya alienation hints if ya need dem
I keep trying to get the tobacco thing right.
That’s my excuse, and I’m sticking by it.
Well, The Beast got a job two weeks ago and he’s been remiss. Apologies all round. Let the Bloviations resume!
A job?? A JOB???
OMG mong the only job that should cause you to quit blogging is a BLOW job..
Congrats and gl
dug
Doug,
Great, now the Beast will have to turn on the “moderate comments” option…
I just drop in in for the free hot dogs, and to piss site meter off.
free hot dogs? where?
Just checking in.
I think it was because you posted a lot for a while and we were all checking in to see what you would post next.
It’s a compliment.
Cheers,
J
PS – Please note my new e-mail address. In case you want to contact me.
I see no free hot dogs and beer WTF!
On a less serious note heres one for your blog if your interested I saw this on drudge,title it as you will.
My personal choices are
Birth of a cylon
replicant reality
Spielbergs sequel to AI
or for you old school chaps a young yul bryner from Westworld cue richard benjamin in the horse
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=460015&in_page_id=1965
The Beast! The Beast! With torches and pitchforks the peasants are demanding the head of the Beast.
Don’t count me as a visit…just a drive by
We’ve got bets on how long a blog can last with no new posts.
Obviously much longer than the punters first imagined.
New bets being taken.
A blog with no posts,,,it’s the,,,anti-blog.
Beast, you are a genius sir.