Author’s Note: This is the third installment of a multi-part tale. Readers wishing to begin at the beginning should click here:
Schwimmer’s Sperm Sample – Part One.
Part Three: How To Sample Sperm.
1. As in any test, preparation is key. Since this was going to be a formal count, it should be taken at a point [...]
March 30, 2007 – 10:19 am
Author’s Note: This is the second installment of a multi-part tale. Readers wishing to begin at the beginning should click here:
Schwimmer’s Sperm Sample – Part One.
Part Two: The Finger.
Infertility may be hideously complex emotionally, but practically (at least at first) it’s really quite simple. Odds are somebody is to blame, and that somebody needs to [...]
March 29, 2007 – 11:49 am
Part One: The Chase is on!
There comes a time in the life of most men when they decide to stop living like some goddamn college student and build themselves a life. This urge can stem from one or both of two sources:
Internally, as a result of passing a developmental milestone — such as [...]
The Old Negro Space Program
Ever since jolly old St. Patrick Fitzgerald left one paltry lump of Scooter Libby coal in every liberal stocking, the Dems have been moaning like the Ghost of Fitzmas Past.
Winter is almost over – the Equinox has come and gone, so what do they pin their hopes on now: The Leahy Bunny?
It is a source of constant amazement to this Beast that, in order to ensure that the object on the sidewalk is not dog poo, some people will pick it up, feel it, smell it, even taste it – all to ensure they do not step in it.
The President has learned this lesson too. What [...]
It always seems that whenever a liberal says something stupid and objectionable – um ok let’s qualify that: whenever a liberal says something SO stupid and objectionable that even the MSM rouses itself out of its ideological torpor long enough to feature it, and the public (particularly the right) erupts in condemnation, the default defensive [...]
March 10, 2007 – 12:35 am
Just In – video shot by the son of a friend, edited by his dad.
A lifelong New Hampshire resident, the Beast has always looked at his neighbors to the west with a certain degree of condescension. In the 1960’s The Granite State was relatively Hippie-free, but Vermont was stuffed with them. Take a quick trip across the border today you will see flocks of Gray ponytails on skinny bookish [...]
Thanks to Jim Geraghty on NRO’s blog The Hilary Spot
The First Folks To Compare Hillary to ‘Big Brother’ of 1984 in an Ad in the 2008 Campaign Are… Democrats!
Barack Obama is reportedly not connected to this parody of Apple’s “1984″ ad, slamming Hillary
That’s too bad, because it kinda kicks tushie.
It does [...]
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