Monthly Archives: February 2007

Congressional Nose Pick

NRO’s “The Corner” posted this first. Somebody should tell the loser in the background that the cameras were running! Don’t know who it is, but The Beast does know what Rep. DignPoke’s opponent will be running for videos come the next election cycle.

The Beast did not get far enough into the [...]

Recycle Time: “The Apparent Man Shortage”

Some posts hit the net and sink into obscurity almost instantly. Some last. The aforementioned “Man Shortage” post (penned in the waning days of autumn) belongs to the latter category and due to renewed interest, The Beast has decided to dig it up for one more trot around the graveyard.
Ladies and gentlemen (but probably ladies), [...]

A Quick Word On Our Pal The BeetleWeasel:

Every day when The Beast checks his blog stats (ok, every six minutes), he notices that in the “Your Readers Clicked The Following Links On Your Page” category, a dozen or so of you have clicked on The BeetleWeasel.
Clicking on the The BeetleWeasel should cause a new message in whatever email program you use to [...]

“Lost” slinks back tonight.

The Beast loved “Lost” when it first aired.
The Beast enjoyed “Lost” somewhat in the second season.
The Beast became weary of “Lost” in season 3.5., when he realized nothing was going to be resolved, except that the creepy creature in the jungle turned out to be a sucky computer-generated cloud of black smoke that somehow [...]

We Support The Troops Who Don’t Complain That We Don’t Support The Mission.

We are a nation at war in a foreign land with troops under fire in an offensive that has just begun, yet the Senate Democrats spent what Democratic senator Joe Lieberman called “The eve of battle” debating whether to pass a symbolic resolution expressing no confidence that we will win. The troops are not happy [...]

The New And Improved Apocalypse Part Two.

The Beast just came across this wonderfully lucid article about so-called Man-Made Global Warming, written by Canadian Climatologist Dr. Timothy Ball*. Below are some highlights, but he recommends you read the entire piece here:

Global Warming: The Cold, Hard Facts?
By Timothy Ball
Monday, February 5, 2007
Global Warming, as we think we know it, doesn’t exist. And I [...]

The New And Improved Apocalypse.

The Beast is forty-five years old and, consequently, he remembers quite clearly that point in recent history when the worldwide socialist movement imploded, taking along with it the hopes and dreams of multitudes of Euro-hippie peaceniks.
As the old adage goes; “watch what you ask for, you may get it!”. The gettee’s in 1990-92 were the [...]

The Two Napoleons.

One of The Beast’s friends used to work at a psychiatric hospital and has some very funny stories about life in the loony bin. This is the best so far:
The Two Napoleons
One day the ward received a new patient who thought he was Napoleon. This was a big problem because they already had a Napoleon [...]

The View From The Wrong Side Of History

Among the various philosophic and scientific miracles produced by the Scottish Enlightenment (1730 – 1800) was a droll little principle similar to the more infamous Murphy’s Law (“Anything that can go wrong, will”) but different enough to stand on its own – The Law Of Unintended Consequences.
This law applies to any situation in which an [...]

Classic Skit: “The Goodies – How to Make Babies by Doing Dirty Things”

If you loved “The Young Ones” you might enjoy this bit of late 60’s brit comedy.