Most hilarious drunken Australian quote seen in chat so far:
crikey_its_cam: “The abo’s next door are having a BBQ – I don’t wanna go join them – they’ll be drinking petrol and frying up caterpillars!”
Cheers to our gallant allies! Enjoy your day, mates!

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LMFAO mate…. watch me wind up in court with charges of racism!!
***k em, they probably stole the caterpillars from MY garden, and syphoned the petrol from MY car anyway.
Thievin’ bastards.
Cam ,
You Aussies are such a soft-spoken, diplomatic folk. The Beast knows it’s not you talking — it’s the meds.
How is that Dingo bite on your big toe, anyway?
THB
We, the invaders, have never, EVER, taken any of their caterpillars, and without us, there would be no petrol.
Caz
Cam’s a buddy and he really does have a nasty dingo bite on his foot, it makes him cranky. He was thrilled The Beast put his quote up.