Bling Kitty
Sebastian, a one-year-old Persian with long black hair, sports gold crowns on his two bottom canines, which grew sticking out from his lips in an underbite similar to a bulldog’s.
The Hairy Beast cannot help but wonder how much it cost to accessorize the above feline. But why stop there? A set of breast implants [...]
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The Hairy Beast created this blog five days ago, and readership has been light, as expected. But something strange happened today – the hit counter started spinning like Linda Blair’s head! Suddenly hundreds of people were viewing this blog! And it’s still going!
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UPDATE: 8/24/06 Readers looking for information on the recent York Beach Shark Scares will find links and pictures here: Second Southern Maine Shark Scare – York Beach
Everybody back into the water!
Double-D For Deadly.
Ok, The Hairy Beast admits his original motive for this post was as sleazy and adolescent as it appears – perhaps even more so. But then he got to thinking, could a terrorist really smuggle two containers of fluid onto a plane without alerting security this way…? And if so, how would we [...]
The Hairy Beast saw this on the Drudge Report and could not help himself!
Take a headline, add a few more words, set the original picture under it in the right way and Voila! A whole new angle on a very, very old story!
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by The Hairy Beast
August 15, 2006
WASHINGTON – Bowing to pressure from activist groups across the country, the Nation’s law enforcement agencies — including the FBI and The Department of Homeland Security — announced today that they will end all profiling activities in this country, beginning September 10, 2006.
DHS Director Michael Chertoff, speaking at [...]
UPDATE #2: For readers directed here by a search engine looking for information on “The Maine Beast”: This is all The Hairy Beast has for you on that.
The Hairy Beast took his kids fishing next to that EXACT breakwater just 8 days ago. They swam while he waded chest deep and threw out hunks of [...]
Fidel: This place SUCKS! I’m Off!
Former Dictator announces plans to join U.S. olympic team.
Sunday, August 13, 2003
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