In his youth the Hairy Beast was forced, for a period of time, to share his lair with two other twenty-somethings. Having been denied the boon of noble and wealthy birth the Beast has always had to work for a living – oftimes for peanuts. In the 1990’s a post-election recession caused The Beast to lose his crappy job and take an even crappier one, so he had to find somebody to split expenses. After interviewing a wide range of characters with an even wider range of social, employment and mental incapacities he settled on two of the least psychotic of the lot and they moved in.
They were both actors.

Owen Wilson's Hair
Harrison Ford's Hair
Mel Gibson's Hair
The Beast's Non-Hair
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what else is blogging if not an actor writing? or a writer acting?
Well, if Rosie were not a famous actor/celeb would anybody go to her blog to read THAT stuff? You saw it – would you?
Both are performance arts, but they don’t cross over well. Actors shine on the stage and writers shine on the page.
I agree with you Hairybeast Writers shine on the page/blog, and you’re definitely one of the shiny ones. Myself…I suck, but I know it so I just do it for the fun.
We write because we have to.
And your stuff is excellent, Goldbloom.
You provide original material, you don’t just recycle existing stuff. That takes guts.
And thank you for the compliment.
Rosie, Rosie, Rosie…Damn, can’t we all chip in and buy her a vocabulary??
Good lord – she moderates a NEWS show and she writes like this? WTF?
And now today
the news
nothing much is
going on
Did I mention
my name is
rosie?
u mesed up
u used punctuashun
and
capital letters
uppercase i
u spel things rite
ucant rite gud
like rosie
Well thanks for pointing out Rosie’s blog.
now i know
i never need 2 go there
Freddie
I am so tempted to write my next blog entry rosie-style.
Do it Beast! Pick some funny news stories and channel her lol.
dragonlady
Ok done.