Author’s Note of Shameless Self Promotion:
Because The Hairy Beast prefers to post in serial form, he directs The Readers’ attention to the to the fact that this is the second installment of the second story in his Connubial Angst Series. Readers familiar with this work may continue. For unfamiliar Readers who wish to begin at the beginning, the beginnings may be found here:
Series 1. Hungover On “Judge Judy”
Series 2 (continuing). Two Thousand Dollars Worth of Chinese Food Part 1.
Anybody left? All right, let’s move on, shall we?
Those of you who have hazarded the first part of this series were left wondering about a certain item in the mail. This item was at least partially responsible for the heap of congealing chinese ooze now indecorously decorating the kitchen table. There was a relatively large sum of money involved. The Hairy Beast confesses, he is almost as curious as you to find out who purchased the
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OMG…Is your wife still alive? LOL
Yes but she is not “Mrs. Hairy Beast” anymore, thank GOD. The story gets a lot worse, btw.
Damn Goldbloom, she sounds like some of the people in our family! lol
Your family too, huh?
Let’s see, what was that one liner Goldbloom and I thought summed it up??? Oh yeah, “Our family is a freakshow without the tent”
Man, now I have even more hours that I need to slate for wastage what with your blog, too! Cool. But, first I must go play pool with Mr. Froth. It’s a date.
Thanks for the 4 squirrels!
Yes dragon that does sound like some in our family. :::sigh::: The shame!
Is your ex-wife, Laaaarge Heather, still living in sin with her grandfather? Or is it her grandfather’s drinking buddy?
No she married him. The Hairy Beast think he’s almost 60 too. Weird.
Man….man lol
Congratulations!
I’m off to re-read Judge Judy.
Kyrie eleison.