Double-D For Deadly.
Ok, The Hairy Beast admits his original motive for this post was as sleazy and adolescent as it appears – perhaps even more so. But then he got to thinking, could a terrorist really smuggle two containers of fluid onto a plane without alerting security this way…? And if so, how would we ever be able to tell?
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You could tell if she jumps up and down for any reason and then explodes. This would be my first clue.
I would also suggest scotch and soda as two other good breast implant fillings.
What is your position on Breast Implants?
Jack,
Excellent question – The Hairy Beast’s position on Breast Implants is:
1. Real are better than fake.
2. Fake are better than none*.
*The Hairy Beast also believes that fake should come with some sort of warning sticker so when you grab and squeeze them for the first time you don’t yelp with suprise at how odd they feel. That tends to put a bit of a damper on the rest of the evening, if you know what I mean…
P.S. LOVED your work in “About Schmidt”!
THE GENIE IS AMAZING, THANKYOU SECT!!!! ECT